Size Does NOT Matter!

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• Contrary to what you hear in stupid-ass commercials (They're fictional.).....
• Contrary to what your friends say (They're probably more like "assholes you put up with" than "friends.").....
• Contrary to what the media says (They're always fucking up, anyway. And they're fictional.).....
• Contrary to what society says (They're always fucking up more than the media.).....
• And contrary to what you think porn says (Dude. It's just porn. You think the dicks are big? Have you heard of camera angles and/or sex positions?).....

Size does NOT matter!!!

You probably think that I'm talking about sex, huh? Guess again.....

Stumped? I'm talking about height differences in romantic relationships! Get your mind out of the gutter!!! LIFE is NOT all about FUCKING!


Now let me ask you these... These are questions for straight men and women, because they're what society surrounds us with — especially because of celebrity couples:

• GUYS: Will you ever date/marry a woman who's taller than you, with or without heels? 
• LADIES: Will you ever date/marry a guy who's shorter than you, with or without heels?

SUBMIT YOUR ANSWER in the comment section, then COME BACK TOMORROW NIGHT to see what I have to say about height differences in romantic relationships. Your head will spin faster than you can say The Exorcist.

You might become a victim of projectile vomiting, too...

...and you might ask a priest to fuck you.

See you tomorrow! 
— The Bastard
 
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