Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Bitches and douchebags!
Welcome to the romance guide you've all been waiting for. The guide that will tell it like it fucking well is.
Earlier this year, specifically around Valentine's Day, I was ranting (quite explicitly) about how people expect things from the so-called holiday. I'm not knocking it; I'm not supporting it. I was basically ranting about how men and women spend too much time complaining about each other, instead of actually trying to understand each other.
But the fact that it was around V-Day doesn't matter...
What matters is that someone (who shall remain nameless, because I don't remember who it was) suggested I create a romance blog geared toward men. Geared toward men, not only because many men are fucking stupid when it comes to romance, but also because of how fucking explicit those fucking rants fucking were (catch my fucking drift?).
The idea has evolved, since then, and won't just be for men. It will be for everyone, because there is a lot about romance that neither gender understands. I'm using the word "gender" as a term for what gender a person identifies with. Yes; trannies deserve love and romance, too.
This blog will cover such topics as how the bullshit media portrays romance, why men are assholes, why women are bitches, pornography, sex, hormones, periods, girl's nights, guy's nights, taboos, etc., etc., etc.
So here it is. Welcome to The Chivalrous Bastard's Guide to Romance. Get ready to have your minds blown with wisdom.
Toodles!
— The Bastard
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